Satan goes woke and possesses a transgender youth

After eons of possessing innocent females of all races and religions (whites, blacks, Jews, etc), Satan looks to a demographic he had not entered yet: a transgender youth.

Satan finds the perfect subject in a young man living in Bethesda, Maryland who had just undergone gender reassignment surgery. Even more enticing, the soul of this man was already weak from years of being beaten up by his parents for being “gay”.

"Oh, the tragedy." Satan laughs with glee.

Satan enters the body with ease and slowly takes over the transgender youth's mind.

"Mia nomo estas Legio, cxar ni estas multaj!” screams the possessed youth in Latin.

The parents break through the bedroom door and find their offspring contorted unnaturally on the bed. He then crawls up the wall like an inverted spider.

"Is this another gay thing?!" the father yells.

"Why can't our son be normal?!" the mother screams.

The parents proceed to tackle their son back to the ground and begin punching and kicking him.

"Holy fuck!" Satan says. "What the fuck is wrong with these guys!"

With a swipe of a hand, both parents fly against the wall. They splatter like insects on a windshield. Blood, flesh and organs drip to the floor.

The transgender youth would later be found guilty of murder and sent to an all women's prison in Florida.

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