A Harvard student wants to major in Televangelism

A Harvard sophomore finally found his calling. He wants to major in Televangelism.

He opens a Zoom meeting with his advisor.

“Harvard advisor,” the sophomore says to the Harvard advisor. “I’m declaring my major: Televangelism!”

“Harvard does not have a televangelism department,” the advisor says. “Maybe you were thinking of Harvard’s Divinity School? They offer many courses in theology and religious studies.”

“No!” The sophomore says. “Televangelism! I want to be one on TV!”

“Maybe Harvard’s Kennedy School of Communications is a good fit?” The advisor says. “They can help you harness the power of public speaking.”

“No!” The sophomore says again. “Televangelism! I want to pilfer lots of money from a bunch of suckers!”

“You should call Harvard’s Business School then,” the advisor says. “Our finance department is one of the best in the world.”

“It is?” The sophomore says.

“Yes,” the advisor says.

Years later, the Harvard student becomes an idiot financial analyst for CNBC.