Santa Claus stops by a strip club in Memphis, Tennessee

Santa Claus stops by a strip club in Memphis, Tennessee.

He proceeds directly to the VIP room where a stripper gives him a lap dance.

After the performance, Santa realizes he only has few dollars in his wallet.

"What's the meaning of this?" asks the Stripper.

"I guess it means you've been naughty," says Santa.

Two bouncers then enter the room and begin to rough Santa up a little bit.

They then throw him onto the street.

Santa gets up, dusts himself off, and walks away as if nothing had ever happened.

A week later, a story in the news reports that Santa Claus had been found dead at the bottom of an icy lake.