A Chinese lawyer and a Jewish lawyer enter an elevator

The Chinese lawyer says, "I will make you rich."

The Jewish lawyer says, "I will get you out of jail."

The elevator stops at the third floor, and both lawyers step off.

The elevator goes to the ground floor, where it stops again.

And then back up to the fifth floor.

And then back down to the first floor.

Finally, the elevator stops on the fourth floor, and both lawyers jump in.

"What happened?" asks the Jewish lawyer.

The Chinese lawyer replies, "It stopped at every floor except one. I figure that means my client has died!"