Siddhartha Buddha shows off his classic automobile to comedian Jay Leno

Underneath an oppressive heat wave in Burbank, California, Siddartha Buddha decides to drive his newly restored 1972 Plymouth Road Runner to the modest home of Jay Leno.

The Road Runner is freshly painted lime green with black decal stripes taped across the hood and back of the roof.

Despite the record breaking heat, Jay Leno greets Siddartha wearing his trademarked jeans and a long sleeve jean shirt.

“How are you, Siddartha?” Jay Leno says. “Nice to see you again.”

“Check it out, bitch!” Siddartha says.

“Nice, very nice,” Jay Leno says. “I bet everyone at your high school would love to have a ride in it.”

This comment hurt Siddartha’s feelings because he is an enlightened Buddha who started a major world religion practiced by hundreds of millions of followers, and not what Jay Leno thinks he is: a high school punk from the Los Angeles County School District.