Adam and Eve celebrate Christmas

Adam and Eve celebrate Christmas.

Eve opens her present from Adam. It's a wooden canvas carved from cedar that says, "Live, Laugh, Love".

Adam open his present from Eve. It's a new Playstation 5: God of War Ragnorak Edition.

They then see two other gifts underneath the tree, yet neither of them bought additional gifts.

They open the gifts slowly and suspiciously.

Adam's gift is a tube of lube. Eve's gift is a bottle of Grey Goose vodka.

"What the fuck?" says Adam. "I don't need this shit!"

"I don't need this either!" cries Eve.

"We're not even married!" says Adam.

"Let's pretend this never happened!" cries Eve.

30 years later, God returns and finds planet Earth completely uninhabited except for a lot of writhing snakes.