A Polish hooker walks her dog

A Polish hooker walks her dog to the same corner she solicits money for pleasure.

A John drives up, rolls down the window and says, "Hey, cutie, how much for your services?"

The Polish hooker replies, "I don't have any money on me."

"Okay," says the John, "How about if I go get it?"

He drives away.

She waits five minutes, then realizes the John is also Polish. So she walks her dog back home.

A few days later, the same John is walking his own dog and happens by the hooker's house. He hears her yell from within: "Hey! You're the guy from the other day!"

The John turns around and says, "Yeah, that was me."

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