Dave Matthews Band tribute band is harassed by cougars

A Dave Matthews Band tribute band is performing at a small tavern in Schuylkill, Pennsylvania when a pack of cougars appear on the dance floor.

The cougars got their swag on (from Kohl’s) and they are drunk as shit.

They are so drunk, the younger women leave the dance floor with disgust. Much to the dismay of the tribute band.

One of the cougars cat-calls the harmonica player.

“Woooooo!” she hollers. She lays on her back and spreads her legs wide. “Why don’t you put your lips on this instead!”

According to Pennslyvania’s Disorderly conduct law, she is in violation of Title 18§5503 which sites “open lewdness” as: A person is guilty of disorderly conduct if, with intent to cause public inconvenience, annoyance or alarm, or recklessly creating a risk thereof.

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