A guy picks up a girl at a night club

This guy had his eyes glued to a girl all night at a night club not far from Dubuque, Iowa.

After a few drinks, he develops the courage to approach her.

“Hey,” the guys says, “can I buy you a drink?”

The girl rolls her eyes.  “No,” she says.  “I don’t drink.”

“Well, that’s weird,” he says.  “I saw you drink four gin and tonics over the last few hours.”

“Fine,” she says.  “Buy me a drink.  But I’m not going home with you.”

He buys her a drink.  They then stand at the bar quietly.

The guy finally breaks the silence.  “Hey,” he says, “do you want to go home with me?”

“Are you stupid?” she says.  “I already said I’m not going home with you.”

“Well, that’s weird,” the guy says.  “Over the last couple hours, I saw you go home with a bunch of different guys.”

The girl rolls her eyes.  “Fine,” she says, “I’ll go home with you.  But we’re not having sex.”

So he drives her back to his condo and leads her into his bedroom.

She says, “Okay, let’s do it!”

“What?” he says.

“Let’s have sex.”

The guy is severely confused.

He says, “But you just said you weren’t going to have sex with me.”