Elon Musk and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis walk into a gay bar

The bar is somewhere halfway between Florida’s panhandle and Texas’ panhandle.

They order a drink and go immediately to the dance floor.

“Hey,” yells Ron over the loud music.  “Did you hear about a proposed bill I’m ramming through the state senate?”

Elon has to yell over the music too.  “Naw, bro.  I was too busy tweeting today.  What is it this time?”

“Oh, the liberal media will be so triggered with this one.  It’s about…”

Suddenly, a bunch of shirtless men begin twerking and dry humping them.  Elon and Ron join the frenzy.

After they orgasm, Elon and Ron go to the VIP lounge area.

“As I was saying,” says Ron, “my new proposed bill will save the humiliation normal Americans face during this toxic woke culture.”

“Oh, man, bro.” Elon says.  “Don’t get me started.”

Suddenly, a bunch of shirtless men pop champagne bottles across the lounge.  An exploding stream of champagne ejaculates all over Elon and Ron’s face.  The two men bath themselves luxuriously in a liquid bubbly mess.

After they dry themselves off, Elon and Ron go to the bathroom together.  They enter a stall and lock the doors.

“Bro,” Elon says unzipping his pants, “I need to piss like a racehorse.”

“As I was saying,” says Ron, “woke culture is destroying the very fabric of traditional American lives.  In my bill, I outline step-by-step restrictions that will not only defend conservative speech, but also…”

Suddenly, a bunch of shirtless men slip over and under the stall walls and break out huge bags of cocaine.  Powder explodes everywhere.  Elon and Ron join the fun and get wild.  It’s a frolicking good time!

After things settle down, Elon and Ron exit the stall and find someone very unexpectedly: a beautiful trans individual pissing into a urinal. 

Disturbed, yet oddly aroused, the boys are speechless.

The two would later recount this story to a gay conversion therapist, who privately wondered, “What the fuck is up with these guys?”