A Redditor finds true love

A Redditor was surfing a subreddit devoted to grilling when he happened upon a photo of a beautiful young woman grilling hamburgers by a golf course. She is scantily dressed, her tank-top can barely contain a pair of planetary breasts.

"WOW!" says the Redditor. "I'm in love!"

He starts a deep dive to find this woman's real name and phone number so he can propose to her.

But after a week of inquiring with hundreds of Redditors, reverse imaging on Google, and scouring Facebook using his own AI facial recognition software, he hit a dead end.

"Dang," says the Redditor. "I'll never find her and I'll never get married!"

The Redditor relates this week’s long quest with his mother during dinner.

She listens quietly at her son’s despair. A long silence follows.

Then, suddenly, his mom bursts out laughing.

“Mom!” says the startled Redditor. “What is it?”

“Oh,” says the mother, “it’s nothing.”