Gwyneth Paltrow goes skiing

Famous actress Gwyneth Paltrow decides to traverse an infamous double black diamond slope in Park City, Utah. While making her way down the slope, she crashes into a 76-year old man who barely knows how to ski.

"I'm so sorry!" Gwyneth shouts as she helps him up off the snow. "Let me make it up to you. Let’s have dinner at The Old Spaghetti Factory. On me."

"I know a better restaurant," says the old man. "It's called The Old Frivolous Lawsuit."

"Oh, that sounds delicious!" Gwyneth says. "What’s their specialty?"

"Pineapple pizzas," says the old man.

Gwyneth smiles and thinks about it for a moment. She then shakes her head.

"No thank you," she says. "I'd rather be on my way now."

This turn of events really pisses the old man off.