Two Russian Soldiers Dig a Trench on the Grounds of Chernobyl

It is in an area called “The Red Forest”.

As they are digging, the soldier named Nikita takes several deep sniffs through his nostrils.

“I smell something funny”, Nikita says.

Boris, the other soldier, does the same.  

He says, “I smell nothing.  Keep digging.”

They dig two feet in.

Suddenly, Nikita leaps into the air.  He panics.  

“Something is glowing in front of me!” he says.  “I see lights everywhere!”

Boris says, “Nothing is glowing.  Your eyes play tricks.  Keep digging.”

They dig another two feet.

Nikita drops his shovel and covers his ears.  

“There is a ringing in my ear!” he cries. “It is piercing!”

Boris cups his ears like Hulk Hogan.  He says, “I hear nothing.  Keep digging, you imbecile!”

They dig another six feet in silence.

When they are done, Nikita says, “Boris!  I just had a vision from the future!  We are all in trouble, Boris!  Mother Russia is doomed!”

“Hold your horses,” says Boris, “Lets check the news.”

Boris opens the CNN app on his Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 4.

After watching several news segments of “Anderson Cooper 360”, they die from friendly artillery fire.