An Irish Doctor, a Jewish Doctor, and a Chinese Doctor walk into an elevator

The Irish Doctor proclaims, “I graduated medical school in 4 years.”

The other two doctors nod approvingly.

The Jewish Doctor proclaims, “I graduated medical school in 3 years.”

The other two doctors nod approvingly.

The Chinese Doctor proclaims, “I graduated medical school in 2 1/2 years.”

“Very impressive,” say the other two Doctors.

The three doctors would become friends and form their own private practice LLC in Manhattan. Several years after that, their Italian defense attorney - named Giovanni Visconti, Jr. Esquire - failed to defend them from a medical malpractice suit.