An eBay seller finds true love

An eBay seller wants to expand his online business into the fully-automated drop-shipping racket.

But he also wants to find true love.

To find an expert who will fulfill both needs, he goes to the website Fiverr.com.

The eBay seller messages the first attractive Indian woman he finds. Her name is Aditi.

"Hi," types the eBay seller, "I am looking at your standard package to list a fully-automated, drop shipping operation for eBay."

"I am also very lonely," he adds.

As advertised, Aditi responds within the hour.

"I can help you start a drop shipping business through eBay", Aditi messages.

She also adds, "I can also help you with loneliness. But for that service, I expect to be paid via outside Fiverr, if you know what I mean."

Appalled that his overture for love turned into a solicitation for prostitution, the eBay seller reports Aditi to Fiverr's customer service for violating their terms of service. Fiverr responds by deleting Aditi's profile from their site.

Although the eBay seller believes what he did was right, he now wants to kill himself.

With a rope tied around his neck and one foot off a chair, the eBay seller dangles from the ceiling, ready to die.

Suddenly, two men in black suits and sunglasses burst in through the door. Followed by Aditi.

The eBay seller is stunned. “How in the world did you find me?” he stammers. “How did you get here so fast?”

“Easy,” Aditi says. “For you see…I’m Indian.”