An adulterer does his thing

A serial adulterer named Barry Brito has his eyes on a married woman he found on Facebook.  She is in her late 50’s like he is and it looks like she is married to an old sugar daddy.

One day, she responds to his overtures on private message.  She says, “My husband is out with his golf buddies for the weekend.  Why don’t you come over tonight?”

Barry scrambles to her home, which is a mansion hidden amongst the woods in the Appalachian Mountains.

The married woman greets Barry at the door. She is dressed seductively in a night gown and lots of face blush.

“Barry,” she says.  “We finally meet.”

“I have been dreaming of this day for years,” says Barry, salivating.

“Oh me too,” she says.  “But before we begin our illicit romance, I want you to do me a favor.”

“Anything you want,” says Barry.

“I want you to strip naked and put this condom on,” she says.

Barry does so immediately.

“Now,” she says, “I want you to go upstairs to the master bedroom and wait for me there.”

Buck naked and with a condom wrapped on his fully erect wee wee, Barry scrambles up the grand stair case and goes into the master bedroom.

But once inside, Barry finds the married woman’s husband.  He is dressed in a tuxedo and tied to the bed with each limb strangled to a bed post.  His mouth is gagged.

The married woman appears behind Barry.

“Barry,” says the married woman.  “I have another favor to ask.  I want you to kill my husband.”

“Ok,” says Barry, hesitantly.  “What should I kill him with?”

“This is where you have to use your imagination,” she says.  “All you have is your naked self with a condom around your cock.  I’m going leave for 20 minutes.  When I come back, I want to see my husband…dead.”

She leaves and locks the doors from the outside.

What happened next was a murder so shocking…so sexually exotic…that Zillow.com lowered the mansion’s home value by 84%.