A Closeted Racist visits every continent in the world

There once was man named Blake Dworkin from North Scituate, Rhode Island.  Like many racist Americans, Blake had been feeling exponentially more racist since Joe Biden (and especially Kamala Harris) won the 2020 election.

Something about his urgently racist feelings had him in a quandary and he hadn’t found a safe-space to vent his frustrations without being outed as a typical white male racist. The insufferable pressure to act politically correct was killing him too.

So he decides to travel the world in hopes to relieve this insatiable ignorance.

Blake’s first stop is in Hong Kong, China. Upon landing, Blake cannot believe all the Asians he sees there.

“Wow,” Blake says astonished.  “I’ve never seen so many Asian Americans in one place.”

A racist thought crosses his mind.  But he manages to subdue it.

From Hong Kong, Blake flies to Nairobi, Kenya in Africa.

Lots of black folks in Kenya.

“Wow,” Blake says astonished.  “All these African Americans are working hard.  And not one cursing cuss words. Amazing.”

Another racist thought crosses his mind.  But again, he manages to subdue it.

From Nairobi, Kenya, Blake flies to Doha, Qatar.

“Wow,” says Blake.  “These Arab Americans sure have nice white clothes and colorful…’keffiyeh’?  Nice.”

A racist thought crosses his mind, of course.  But he’s able to quiet the thoughts faster now.

From Doha, Blake flies to Quito, Ecuador in South America.

“I didn’t know there were so many Mexicans in Ecuador,” Blake says.  “God bless their work ethic.”

A racist thoughts crosses his mind.  But in a flash, the thought is gone

Finally, Blake flies to London, England.  Of course, not much of a culture shock here.  They are white and they speak English.

“Wow,” says Blake. “They’re just like Americans. But with a weird accent.”

Several years later, Blake’s corpse was identified by the World Health Organization as “Patient Zero” for the new Monkeypox virus that had spread around world.