Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett makes a purchase

Justice Amy Barrett stops by a CVS Pharmacy, which is right next to a Walgreens and across the street from Rite-Aid.

She rushes in and beelines to the pharmacy in the back.

The CVS pharmacist is on the phone, but notices the Justice.

"I'll be right with you ma'am," the pharmacist says.

"Hang up the damn phone and attend to me at once!" the Justice screams.

The pharmacist reluctantly hangs up and approaches Justice Amy.

"What is it this time?" the pharmacist asks.

"Mifepristone! Now!"

"As I've stated before," the pharmacist says, "you need a prescription from your doctor to make this purchase."

"I don't have fucking time!" the Justice says. "I can feel life forming in my womb as we speak!"

"Lady," the pharmacist says, "there's a Walgreens next door and a Rite-Aid across the street. Why me? Why do you have to give me such a hard time?"

"A hard time?" the Justice asks. "What I'm about to do to the fetus in my womb will be a cake walk compared to what I'll do to you if you don't give me what I want!"

"Okay okay. Here you go," the pharmacist says, handing her two boxes of Mifepristone.

Justice Barrett stomps out without so much as a "Thank you".

"Sheesh," the pharmacist says, "that was intense."