A Russian Jew lies awake beside his mistress.

As his mistress sleeps blissfully content, the Russian Jew thinks to himself, “I cannot keep this up. All this sex. It will all be over sooner or later.

He leaves his mistress without waking her and drives to the airport where he buys a ticket on to Malaysian Airlines Flight #3992. Destination Thailand. First class.

He arrives at Bangkok’s Suvarnabhumi Airport where his wife is waiting for him. His wife is a blonde gentile.

The Russian Jew sees his wife and goes in for a kiss. She slaps him across the face.

“But, Natalia!” exclaims the Russian Jew. “Why?”

“You know why!” she cries.

Suddenly, Bangkok policemen jump to the scene and swarm the Russian Jew. A Bangkok general inspector named Baukaw Jaa locks handcuffs over the wrists.

“You are under arrest,” announces General Inspector Baukaw Jaa, “for leaving your home without wearing underwear beneath your trousers!”

“What!?” cries the Russian Jew. He looks down and sees his penis dangling from outside of the zipper of his trousers.

He had been exposing himself ever since leaving his mistresses bedroom. Which is in Serbia.

But he is in Thailand now. And in Thailand, there are very weird laws, one of which states that it is against the law to leave your home without wearing underwear.

[originally appeared on Reddit’s sub r/Antijokes. Before it was removed]