Venmo and Vimeo walk into a movie theater
They go to the ticket counter.
”What would you like to see?” asks the ticket cashier.
”Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore”, says Vimeo.
”And who is paying?” asks the ticket cashier.
”Me,” says Venmo. “I’m the money man.”
”Oh, you.” Vimeo blushes.
Venmo pays, they get their tickets, and they walk into the lobby holding hands.
Suddenly, they are assaulted - in which it was determined by a jury at the 3rd Circuit Court of Appeals that the attacker was guilty of hate crimes.